<p><strong>Today’s episode is pure story time chaos. Picture this: you’re walking in Miami Beach with me, birds chirping, wind blowing, and I’m dodging sewage leaks, spring breakers, and a mold-infested home… all while trying to get to the most important facelift consultation of my life.</strong></p> <p><strong>This one starts as a casual walk-and-talk and spirals into an Uber debacle that includes:</strong></p> <p>✅ <strong>A hotel in meltdown mode (sewage leak and spring break traffic)</strong></p> <p>✅ <strong>Our ongoing mold nightmare and the mental toll of having no home or our belongings</strong></p> <p>✅ <strong>Why losing your home is more disorienting than you’d think</strong></p> <p>✅ <strong>An Uber driver with a full-blown domestic crisis mid-ride</strong></p> <p>✅ <strong>Me… stranded on the freeway… looking like a high-end escort</strong></p> <p>✅ <strong>Why the universe will start working in my favor (yes, I’ve decided)</strong></p> <p>✅ <strong>A sneak peek at my facelift consult—and what kind of results I’m NOT going for</strong></p> <p><strong>Plus, I explain why I don’t want people to whisper “has she had work done?” I want them to know… and ask for the number.</strong></p> <p><strong>And if you’ve ever had one of those months where literally everything goes wrong? This one’s for you. You’re gonna laugh, cringe, and feel a whole lot better about your own chaos. Let’s walk.</strong></p> <p>🎯<strong>Links and Mentions in this Episode:</strong></p> <ul> <li><strong>The Health Crisis I Didn’t See Coming (And You Might Miss Too)</strong></li> <ul> <li><span><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-chalene-show-diet-fitness-life-balance/id911042029?i=1000702850641"> <span><strong>https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-chalene-show-diet-fitness-life-balance/id911042029?i=1000702850641</strong></span></a></span></li> </ul> <li><strong>Check out The Beauty Broker (Melinda Farina) for plastic surgery consults</strong></li> <ul> <li><span><a href="http://www.thebeautybrokers.com/"><span><strong>www.thebeautybrokers.com</strong></span></a></span></li> </ul> <li><strong>Subscribe for the full facelift consult audio in a future episode</strong></li> <ul> <li><span><a href="http://chalene.com/TCSpodcast"><span><strong>http://Chalene.com/TCSpodcast</strong></span></a></span></li> </ul> <li>🎉<strong>Win a Free spot to Camp Be More! I’ll see you in Vegas, baby!</strong></li> <ul> <li><span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbDRrZXVrTFI1Zk5najNoellKYk5VN2M4djhUZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsb2pKVVlSdFN0amVGeWFkMzhjUGdaVFpoaWFyVFd6SFd5TVJabU9GMzZFbUUyV1FEV3JYUTc4Zk5MTGpPSWZ6YW9ZLTFrOUdUWXV1cVV4UXRJM0xtaVZ0TU9LZXhYbzVPY1JBTXJQelBKMFl3OTNMQQ&q=http%3A%2F%2Fphaseitup.com%2Fcampbemore&v=6FTZF_dnL0s"> <span><strong> </strong></span></a><a href="http://chalene.com/campgift"><span><strong>http://chalene.com/campgift</strong></span></a></span></li> </ul> </ul> <p> </p> <p>🎯<strong>Join Chalene on Patreon for 7 Days FREE for Ad Free The Chalene Show Episodes PLUS all of the other FUN content not suited for the regular show!! </strong> 👉 <a href="http://chalene.com/more"><strong>http://chalene.com/more</strong></a></p> <p> </p> <p>🎯<strong>Join the all-new Phase It!! A Personalized Plan to Fit Your Life</strong></p> <p>👉<strong>Go to</strong> <a href="https://phaseitup.com/"><strong>https://phaseitup.com</strong></a></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Thank you to our Sponsor!!! Organifi!!! Go to</strong> <a href="http://www.organifi.com/chalene"><span><strong>https://www.Organifi.com/chalene</strong></span></a> <strong> and Use the Code CHALENE for 20% off all products!</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Save 20% off plus FREE shipping on either the Best Sellers Trial Pack or the new Plant Based Trial Pack Go to  </strong><a href="https://moshlife.com/products/trial-pack?utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=Chalene&utm_term=jan&utm_content=trial20"><span><strong>moshlife.com/CHALENE</strong></span></a><strong> </strong></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>We would love to hear from you! Leave your questions or messages for Chalene</strong> <a href="https://www.speakpipe.com/AskChalene"><span><strong>RIGHT HERE</strong></span></a></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>To advertise on our podcast, please reach out to [email protected] and mention The Chalene Show</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><span><a href="http://chalene.com/newsletter"><strong>Sign Up For MY WEEKLY NEWSLETTER  </strong></a></span></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Connect with me on your fav social platform:</strong></p> <ul> <li>Instagram: <a href="http://www.instagram.com/ChaleneJohnson"><span>www.Instagram.com/ChaleneJohnson</span></a>   </li> <li>Facebook: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/Chalene"><span>www.Facebook.com/Chalene</span></a>   </li> <li>TikTok: <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@chaleneofficial"><span>@chaleneOfficial</span></a></li> <li>Twitter: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ChaleneJohnson"><span>www.Twitter.com/