<p>🚨 <strong>NEW PATREON EPISODE – REDDIT CONSPIRACIES & CONTROVERSY</strong> 🚨</p><p>If you’re not subscribed to the <strong>Dopey Patreon</strong>, are you even a real fan? 🤔</p><p>This week, it’s a <strong>Reddit Roundup</strong>, and things got <strong>heated</strong>:<br>🔥 A <strong>wild</strong> conspiracy theory about me and Chris <br>🦋 Someone out there <strong>injected butterflies</strong> (seriously, what the fuck?)<br>📢 Dopey randomly mentioned in <strong>The Wall Street Journal</strong><br>🐳 A debate over the Dopey <strong>mascot: Mopey Dick</strong><br>🎥 <strong>Updates on the Dopey Documentary & Dopeywood</strong></p><p>Also, a <strong>voicemail from New Zealand</strong> where a listener confesses she was <i>never</i> Team Chris… but <i>always</i> Team Dave 🤯</p><p>All this and more for <strong>literally 20 cents a day</strong>—plus ad-free episodes, extra content, and weird-ass Zooms.</p><p>🔗 Listen now: www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast</p><p><strong>Stay strong & fucking toodles for Chris.</strong></p>