<p>Doug’s back in the kitchen after nearly dying from a TCI (mini-stroke)</p><p>Dave compares Doug’s Memorial Day scare to Ray the Clammer’s UTI-induced brain fog</p><p>Ray heads to rehab; Dave wants to publish a book of Ray quotes</p><p>Doug calls the meeting a “beginner’s asylum”; Dave defends the newcomers</p><p>Rule 62, “start your day over,” and other Rayisms get debated</p><p>Dave reflects on dirt, struggle, red cardinals, and the poetry of recovery</p><p>Bagel store confrontation: Dave rolls his eyes and almost gets whacked</p><p>Reddit backlash: Dave reads Dopey Nation critiques of teaser format</p><p>Fans on Reddit defend the show and say the $5/month is worth it</p><p>Dave tweaks the teaser style and explains his morning social media ritual</p><p>Mentions of Dopey Zooms and upcoming Patreon Zoom night</p><p>Dave teases birthday content for a future episode</p><p>Shoutout to Scott Wic aka The Rap God</p>