<p>GET THE FULL BUKATY AT:</p><p><a href="https://www.dopeypodcast.com/www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast">www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast</a></p><p>📓 Episode Notes</p><p>Dave’s prepping for a huge family vacation to Utah → Lava Hot Springs, Yellowstone, and the Grand Tetons (mispronounced as Tetones).</p><p> </p><p>A brutal East Islip dance recital leads Dave to declare: “Kicking heroin is better than this.”</p><p> </p><p>Susan’s performance was great — but spaced out by 3 hours of toddler dance hell.</p><p> </p><p>Revelation: No more long-ass Dopey events. DopeyCon will be 90 minutes max.</p><p> </p><p>Dinner with Linda, the kids, and Dave’s dad → awkward French lesson about “Tetons” = breasts.</p><p> </p><p>Farmer’s market trip → meat sticks, truffle cheese, overpriced smoothies, and the dreaded $5 guilt energy bar.</p><p> </p><p>Dave chips a tooth on said bar → questions mortality and suspects maybe someone else’s tooth was in the bar.</p><p> </p><p>John Bucati appears to talk about New Orleans, sampling, and Life of Pi → Dave calls bullshit and reminisces about watching it high on Grand Street.</p><p> </p><p>Announcement: July 24th is Chrismiss in July, August 16 is  Dopey Day (Chris’s birthday).</p>