<p>📝 Episode Notes:</p><p>Dave's up at 5:30 AM with no sleep aids but hopelessly hooked on s’mores</p><p> </p><p>Father's Day gift: a $40 crackhead s’mores hot plate from his daughter</p><p> </p><p>Microwave s’mores vs. monstrosity s’mores — full breakdown</p><p> </p><p>Massive processed sugar binge: Rice Krispie s’mores, Yaso bar, and Linden’s cookies</p><p> </p><p>Full Dopey morning: prayer, meditation, AA, garbage duty, and Susan’s lunch rescue</p><p> </p><p>A teaser for the Damon Baker episode (photographer + filmmaker)</p><p> </p><p>Sweating at Katz’s and plotting the return of the Dopey Fitness Challenge</p><p> </p><p>Bobby Lee Reddit drama: deleted thread accusing Dave of racism</p><p> </p><p>Selby explains how Reddit mods can still see deleted posts</p><p> </p><p>Solstice hippie parade recap from Selby’s island in the Pacific Northwest</p><p> </p><p>Backyard lawn mowing pride and skin-smoothing conspiracies</p><p> </p><p>Full Dopey intro song performance to close it out</p><p> </p><p>“Stay strong, Dopey Nation, and fucking toodles for Chris.”</p><p> </p>