<p> </p><p><strong>🎙️ New Patreon Teaser! 🎙️</strong></p><p>This week on <i>Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction</i>, David shares an unfiltered, rambling, and deeply personal Patreon teaser. Here’s what’s on the table:</p><p>🔥 <strong>Dopey Wood Drama</strong> – The fires in LA may have postponed Dopey Wood, but plans for May are already brewing. Plus, David debates a surprise party vs. a dream trip for Linda’s 50th birthday—what’s the right move? 🎉✈️</p><p>🌴 <strong>Cuba Bound</strong> – David gears up for his trip to Cuba with hopes of stalking (read: interviewing) the legendary <strong>George Clinton</strong> of Parliament Funkadelic. Is George Clinton one of the top five American bands? David passionately breaks it down while sharing wild Funkadelic stories. 🎶💨</p><p>🪑 <strong>Heart Attack Doug</strong> – Doug steps in as a guest, bringing deep conversations about trust, friendship, and their hilarious Couch to 5K escapades. Plus, the duo dives into controversy over ads on the show, listener emails, and a sunrise that might just steal the episode. ☀️</p><p>🎸 <strong>Bonus Music!</strong> – David performs an emotional (and slightly flawed) cover of <i>“Good So Bad”</i>—a nod to the first episode of <i>Dopey</i> he ever heard. 🎵🖤</p><p>👉 This is raw, heartfelt, and everything you love about <i>Dopey</i>. Catch the full episode now on Patreon: [Insert Link]</p><p>Stay strong, Dopey Nation. And as always...<br><strong>Fucking toodles for Chris. 🖤</strong></p>