<p>🔥 <strong>Bonus Tuesday Teaser!</strong> 🔥</p><p>Dopey Nation, it’s another <strong>Bonus Tuesday</strong>, and this one is <strong>a fucking mess</strong>—just like life. 🎧💥</p><ul><li><strong>Teeth yanked out</strong> 🦷 (chewing is overrated anyway)</li><li><strong>Scripps Online News interview</strong> 🎤 (where I may or may not have called 12-step meetings wild sex parties)</li><li><strong>Soup dumplings & CPAP machines</strong> 🍜 (peak 50-year-old Jewish man conversation)</li><li><strong>Deep thoughts on recovery & addiction</strong> 🤔 (do I know <i>anything</i> about either?)</li><li><strong>A full Patreon drop featuring my convo on The Adversity Advantage</strong> 🎙️</li></ul><p>Listen to it all on <strong>Patreon</strong>—or just grab it free on Doug’s podcast if you’re cheap. But honestly, support the fucking show, hear all the extra <i>dopey</i> shit, and <strong>get in on the madness</strong>.</p><p>👉 <strong>[Patreon link]</strong> 👈</p><p>Shipping is happening. Knicks better win. <strong>Stay strong, Dopey Nation.</strong></p><p><strong>Fucking toodles for Chris.</strong> ✌️💔</p>