<p>🔥 <strong>New Dopey!</strong> 🔥</p><p>This week, we dive deep into one of the craziest Dopey stories yet with <strong>Jimmy</strong>, a next-level meth-addicted criminal mastermind turned sober success story. If you’ve ever wondered what true tweaker madness looks like, buckle up—this one’s <strong>a ride</strong>.</p><p>👀 <strong>Here’s just some of the shit Jimmy did while completely spun out:</strong></p><ul><li>Masterminded <strong>insane receipt scams</strong> to fund his habit 💰</li><li>Pulled off <strong>full-on grand theft</strong>—boosting designer sunglasses, Levi’s, and even <strong>a bike</strong> in under 30 minutes at the mall 🚲</li><li>Got <strong>a meth kingpin to take him under his wing</strong>—until the guy went on the run and got locked up for life 🔫</li><li>Got so spun out <strong>his own parents got a restraining order against him</strong> for robbing them 😵‍💫</li><li>Squatted in <strong>a trap house with his best friend, his pregnant girlfriend… and the girlfriend’s mom</strong> 🏚️</li><li>Started <strong>hooking up with the mom</strong> while still living in the house, like a true tweaker love story gone wrong 😳</li><li>Got arrested at least <strong>30 times</strong>—with 9 warrants at the time of his final bust 🚔</li><li>Had <strong>a bag of meth stuffed in his underwear</strong> during a police search… and miraculously got away with it 🫠</li></ul><p>💥 But here’s the twist: after <strong>13 years of destruction</strong>, Jimmy somehow turned it all around. No program, no 12 steps—just sheer force of will, an insane work ethic, and an obsession with self-improvement. Now? <strong>He owns a house, makes good money, and has a whole new life.</strong></p><p>We talk meth, addiction, crime, prison, the power of discipline, and the weird guilt that comes with success after being such a disaster.</p><p>🎧 <strong>Listen now wherever you get your podcasts!</strong><br>📝 Drop a comment—what’s the wildest part of Jimmy’s story?<br>💀 <strong>Join the Dopey Nation on Patreon</strong> for bonus content, including my dad’s latest rants and the <i>Doc McGhee</i> episode!</p><p>And of course…<br>🖤 <strong>Fucking toodles for Chris.</strong></p>