<p>This week on Dopey!!!! We are joined by Rachel Siegel of Mountainside! And she tells a crazy adventure of becoming a fentanyl addict in Tel Aviv - Israel! Rachel's story starts in Massachusetts but takes a serious turn to pure Israeli insanity! PLUS emails of cotton fever, crazy Wiley Voicemail and my Dad's 81st Birthday! Plus Elon>?????'</p><p>Join Patreon at www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast</p><p><strong>🚨 NEW DOPEY EPISODE – FROM CUBA TO CRACK TO DAD’S 81st BIRTHDAY 🚨</strong></p><p>Alright, Dopey Nation, this one’s an absolute debacle from start to finish – you don’t wanna miss it.</p><p><strong>🎺 First up, Dave’s wild Cuba adventure:</strong></p><ul><li>Trombone Shorty, George Clinton, <i>AND</i> Bill Murray ghosting him TWICE.</li><li>No Wi-Fi, no recovery – just vibes and regrets.</li><li>Full Cuba recap on Patreon – ya freeloaders.</li></ul><p><strong>📞 Then, Wiley’s voicemail of PURE CHAOS:</strong></p><ul><li>Pulled over mid-score ‘cause his buddy <i>buckled up</i> in front of a cop.</li><li>Scammed TWICE by the same guy on a mission for H.</li><li>Ends up <i>smoking crack with a prostitute</i> next to a dumpster. 🔥</li></ul><p><strong>💀 And THEN… Rachel Siegel’s fentanyl odyssey:</strong></p><ul><li>Boston to <strong>smoking Fentanyl in Tel Aviv</strong>, begging for "cat food money" 🐱💸.</li><li>Surrounded by junkies with <i>literal holes in their heads</i>.</li><li>Barely surviving a <strong>24-hour cold turkey flight home.</strong></li></ul><p><strong>🎤 But wait, there’s more!</strong></p><ul><li>Dave’s dad, Alan, calls in for his <strong>81st birthday</strong>, drops some geriatric wisdom, and debates Elon Musk’s… questionable salute.</li><li>Dopey Nation: SEND YOUR THOUGHTS! Email or voicemail your hot takes to <strong>[email protected].</strong> What did you think of Rachel? What’s pissing you off? Let’s talk.</li><li>Shoutout to FeedSpot – Dopey is officially the <strong>#1 addiction and recovery podcast!</strong> (Who cares if we don’t know what FeedSpot is? We’ll take it.)</li><li>Ads? Yeah, they suck. But you can PAY $2 a week and stop complaining. Fast forward or cough it up, junkies.</li></ul><p> </p><p>#DopeyPodcast #FentanylDiaries #DumpsterCrackTales #DontFuckingDie #StayStrongDopeyNation #ToodlesForChris</p>