<p>This Week on Dopey! Old School Dopey Abounds! Jason Cabello brings the fucking serious Dopey - too much to describe - but lets just say that his favorite mixture - his signature blend - if you will - was: The Jason Special 🥃💉</p><p>1 cap of heroin (China White, usually in a capsule)</p><p>2 mg of Dilaudid (when he could get it)</p><p>Molly (crushed and injected for a wavy rush)</p><p>Crack (dissolved using vinegar or lemon juice)</p><p>Liquid Benadryl (extracted from gel caps and added for an extra rush)</p><p>PLUS Travis's heart felt email, Samantha's COKEY Voicemail, DOPEY LOVE with Margaret Cho 3/11 https://publictheater.org/productions/joes-pub/2025/d/dopey-podcast-live/</p><p> </p><p>Patreon www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast</p><p>Here is what AI said:</p><p><strong>🚨 NEW DOPEY EPISODE ALERT! 🚨</strong></p><p>This week, we’re joined by <strong>Jason Cabello</strong> from <strong>Recovery Unplugged</strong>, who takes us on a <strong>wild ride through his days of addiction, scumbag hustles, and eventual redemption</strong>.</p><p>From <strong>running the ultimate supermarket receipt scam</strong> to <strong>drinking wine straight from the freezer section</strong>, Jason did <strong>whatever it took</strong> to stay high. <strong>Ripping off poor Lester with macadamia nuts and Ambesol?</strong> Check. <strong>Shooting crack broken down with balsamic vinegar?</strong> Yup. <strong>Home Depot boosting crew?</strong> Of course. <strong>Overdosing in Trenton and waking up to Narcan?</strong> Been there. And then—somehow—he found his way to <strong>Recovery Unplugged</strong>, where music and community helped him build a new life.</p><p>📞 <strong>VOICEMAIL PREVIEW:</strong> This week, a Dopey listener calls in with a <strong>genius</strong> idea: <strong>bringing coke on a bridal trip.</strong> What could go wrong? <strong>Find out!</strong></p><p>💘 <strong>DOPEY LOVE DATE - 3/11!</strong> 💘<br>Are you looking for <strong>junkie romance</strong> or just someone to <strong>split a sandwich with at Katz’s</strong>? The <strong>official Dopey Love Date is happening on March 11</strong>. Want in? <strong>Email [email protected] with “Dopey Love” in the subject line</strong> and let’s make some <strong>questionable</strong> connections happen.</p>